Had To Share This With You All.

[mushrat]

Hello,my dear friend
This is Kila from Universe Charcoal Limited of China.
Please turn the email to your purchase department or correlative person, thank you!

We are pleased to get to konw that you are presently on the market for shisha/hookah charcoal,and as a
specialized manufacturer and exporter for this product in China.
Herewith please find our competitive offer as follows:

Product:shisha/hookah charcoal
Specification: Diameter 22mm/27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm,Thickness 12mm;
Packing:10tablets/roll,20rolls/box,30boxes/carton, can be adjust by customer.
Quantity:as per your requirement
Payment:T/T,L/C
Shipment:prompt
Sample: free
Sample delivery: by customer

Product pictures and price list will be sent to you upon your request,and a small sample could also be
sent to you for your final checking if the price is finally acceptable.
Please kindly check and looking for your early reply.

Warm regards,
Kila

Ummmm..no, but thanks anyways.

[lowspeedchase]

Hello,my dear friend
This is Kila from Universe Charcoal Limited of China.
Please turn the email to your purchase department or correlative person, thank you!

We are pleased to get to konw that you are presently on the market for shisha/hookah charcoal,and as a
specialized manufacturer and exporter for this product in China.
Herewith please find our competitive offer as follows:

Product:shisha/hookah charcoal
Specification: Diameter 22mm/27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm,Thickness 12mm;
Packing:10tablets/roll,20rolls/box,30boxes/carton, can be adjust by customer.
Quantity:as per your requirement
Payment:T/T,L/C
Shipment:prompt
Sample: free
Sample delivery: by customer

Product pictures and price list will be sent to you upon your request,and a small sample could also be
sent to you for your final checking if the price is finally acceptable.
Please kindly check and looking for your early reply.

Warm regards,
Kila

Ummmm..no, but thanks anyways.

lol the engrish gets me everytime.

[Stuie]

That's kinda cool, but coals from China aren't really doing it for me.

[Scalliwag]

wow, talk about strategic marketing

[antouwan]

wow, talk about strategic marketing

The Chinese are like that - in my dad's industry he's constantly getting letters and crap from them about buying their much cheaper products for what appear to be ridiculously insane prices...and then you see the shit and are thinking "oh, so THATS why it's not even half of the cost to buy Chinese instead of western european and American stuff" IMO they can keep their shit and me my quality products; coals especially...who knows what kind of hazardous lethat crap your coals would have been saturated with.

[delSol_si]

I can't understand half that shit because the person can't write english properly. Does he think that if he calls you a dear friend with warm regards that you will buy his product? That always cracks me up.

I would laugh if this label was on their coal packaging: "Warning, product may tainted with lead!"

[ilikemyusername]

I'm not feeling that one...

[liquidglass]

I can't understand half that shit because the person can't write english properly. Does he think that if he calls you a dear friend with warm regards that you will buy his product? That always cracks me up.

I would laugh if this label was on their coal packaging: "Warning, product may tainted with lead!"

Lol, if you go to the Dollar Tree and look on the back of the 'computer items' you'll see the warning "please wash hands after use, may contain lead"

Here's how it should have gone:

"Dear Friend, please accept our lead (that way we can be confused if they are Lee-d coals or l-ead coals) coals as an offering of a future partnership. Seeing as your end will be imminent after smoking just one of our low priced coals we hope you will make massive preorders."



I was really hoping this thread was Exotica emailing mush apologizing and explaining. Oh well, looks like the Chinese care more about their business than they do.

[delSol_si]

I can't understand half that shit because the person can't write english properly. Does he think that if he calls you a dear friend with warm regards that you will buy his product? That always cracks me up.

I would laugh if this label was on their coal packaging: "Warning, product may tainted with lead!"

Lol, if you go to the Dollar Tree and look on the back of the 'computer items' you'll see the warning "please wash hands after use, may contain lead"

Here's how it should have gone:

"Dear Friend, please accept our lead (that way we can be confused if they are Lee-d coals or l-ead coals) coals as an offering of a future partnership. Seeing as your end will be imminent after smoking just one of our low priced coals we hope you will make massive preorders."



I was really hoping this thread was Exotica emailing mush apologizing and explaining. Oh well, looks like the Chinese care more about their business than they do.

LMAO!

[Scalliwag]

wow, talk about strategic marketing

The Chinese are like that - in my dad's industry he's constantly getting letters and crap from them about buying their much cheaper products for what appear to be ridiculously insane prices...and then you see the shit and are thinking "oh, so THATS why it's not even half of the cost to buy Chinese instead of western european and American stuff" IMO they can keep their shit and me my quality products; coals especially...who knows what kind of hazardous lethat crap your coals would have been saturated with.

that and they do it with slave labor. I'd rather pay more if I knew everybody was getting a fair wage but I'm thinking that is not the case with very much of annything now.

[hookah hippie]

Going to have to side with Mush no dice for me

[Sonthert]

Don't worry, Mushy I got you covered, you can use this letter to respond to them. Its already translated into North American gibberishing from Chinese...

Here it is, translated into Chinese:
亲爱的朋友们，我想是感谢您最最近更新的产品，我们的公司。我们已经取得您的评语是煤和创建他们的一流质量。我们要作出的命令这些类型的煤。如果您能够使价格保证了销售队伍的佣金，我们希望得到您的煤。如果需要，我们可以转让电线检查美国到您的自我。我要提供在行业中一流的质量最优质的美国烟草烙印丹吉尔。我们可以提供最后 pricings交易这些和期待着这些行业对进口到美国。我们可以提供电话，对商业交易？我要发言总统一流木炭公司完成买卖和购买产品的中国。谢谢你，埃里克Tanigers烟草， USSA 不要担心，爱情我你覆盖，您可以使用此信作出反应。它已经转化为北美gibberishing 。

And in English:

The dear friends, I want to be the products which thanked you to renew most recently, our company. We already obtained your evaluation were the coal and found their first-class quality. We must make order these type coal. If you could cause the price to guarantee marketing team's commission, we hoped obtained your coal. If the need, we may transfer the electric wire to inspect the US to you. I must provide in the profession top quality highest quality US tobacco brand mark Tangier. We may provide pricings to trade these finally and to anticipate these professions to import the US. We may provide the telephone, to commercial trade? I must speak president the first-class charcoal company to complete business and purchase product China.

Thanks you, Eric the Tanigers tobacco, USSA

do not worry, love I you cover, you may use this letter to make the response. It via has changed into North America gibberishing.

I can use stupid web-browser based translation programs, too. I'm a genius!

[Stuie]

Don't worry, Mushy I got you covered, you can use this letter to respond to them. Its already translated into North American gibberishing from Chinese...

Here it is, translated into Chinese:
亲爱的朋友们，我想是感谢您最最近更新的产品，我们的公司。我们已经取得您的评语是煤和创建他们的一流质量。我们要作出的命令这些类型的煤。如果您能够使价格保证了销售队伍的佣金，我们希望得到您的煤。如果需要，我们可以转让电线检查美国到您的自我。我要提供在行业中一流的质量最优质的美国烟草烙印丹吉尔。我们可以提供最后 pricings交易这些和期待着这些行业对进口到美国。我们可以提供电话，对商业交易？我要发言总统一流木炭公司完成买卖和购买产品的中国。谢谢你，埃里克Tanigers烟草， USSA 不要担心，爱情我你覆盖，您可以使用此信作出反应。它已经转化为北美gibberishing 。

And in English:

The dear friends, I want to be the products which thanked you to renew most recently, our company. We already obtained your evaluation were the coal and found their first-class quality. We must make order these type coal. If you could cause the price to guarantee marketing team's commission, we hoped obtained your coal. If the need, we may transfer the electric wire to inspect the US to you. I must provide in the profession top quality highest quality US tobacco brand mark Tangier. We may provide pricings to trade these finally and to anticipate these professions to import the US. We may provide the telephone, to commercial trade? I must speak president the first-class charcoal company to complete business and purchase product China.

Thanks you, Eric the Tanigers tobacco, USSA

do not worry, love I you cover, you may use this letter to make the response. It via has changed into North America gibberishing.

I can use stupid web-browser based translation programs, too. I'm a genius!

[mushrat]

thanks eric, i removed the tangiers part replaced it with the word charcoal. And sent it along to them.

[delSol_si]

Don't worry, Mushy I got you covered, you can use this letter to respond to them. Its already translated into North American gibberishing from Chinese...

Here it is, translated into Chinese:
亲爱的朋友们，我想是感谢您最最近更新的产品，我们的公司。我们已经取得您的评语是煤和创建他们的一流质量。我们要作出的命令这些类型的煤。如果您能够使价格保证了销售队伍的佣金，我们希望得到您的煤。如果需要，我们可以转让电线检查美国到您的自我。我要提供在行业中一流的质量最优质的美国烟草烙印丹吉尔。我们可以提供最后 pricings交易这些和期待着这些行业对进口到美国。我们可以提供电话，对商业交易？我要发言总统一流木炭公司完成买卖和购买产品的中国。谢谢你，埃里克Tanigers烟草， USSA 不要担心，爱情我你覆盖，您可以使用此信作出反应。它已经转化为北美gibberishing 。

And in English:

The dear friends, I want to be the products which thanked you to renew most recently, our company. We already obtained your evaluation were the coal and found their first-class quality. We must make order these type coal. If you could cause the price to guarantee marketing team's commission, we hoped obtained your coal. If the need, we may transfer the electric wire to inspect the US to you. I must provide in the profession top quality highest quality US tobacco brand mark Tangier. We may provide pricings to trade these finally and to anticipate these professions to import the US. We may provide the telephone, to commercial trade? I must speak president the first-class charcoal company to complete business and purchase product China.

Thanks you, Eric the Tanigers tobacco, USSA

do not worry, love I you cover, you may use this letter to make the response. It via has changed into North America gibberishing.

I can use stupid web-browser based translation programs, too. I'm a genius!

That is totally awesome Eric! I didn't know you could speak shitty foreign american.

[no longer welcome]

i get those too, unfortunatley most charcoal from there is pretty bad

[Scalliwag]

that's funny shit Eric

[Hojo]

The Eric post why I had smoking Tangier exclusive I because smoke best only tobacco from funniest man

It's actually a whole lot of fun typing like that. We need a "typing in Engrish" thread.

[mushrat]

Hello,Adam Bliss

Thanks for you soon reply.

1.Please let us know which kinds of shisha charcoal you are interested in ?
we have 22mm/ 27mm/33mm/35mm/38mm/40mm/45mm/50mm.

2.We are please to send you sample first, but you should pay for the delivery. Could you give us your Express Number or ask the delivery company to our factory to take the sample.

3.What's the requirement about the packing ? which help us quote you sooner and correctly.

Any questions please let us know and looking for you soon reply.


--
Warm regards,
Kila
Tel: ++86 20 86910770
Fax: ++86 20 86910771
E-mail : universecharcoal(at)gmail(dot)com
Website:www(dot)universecharcoal(dot)com

Well shit, nothing worse than folks not getting the joke...*sigh*

[Canon]

you replied too soon

[jezter6]

At first I thought this was a legitimate cheap charcoal company.

Now, I'm pretty sure this is some sort of scam.

Lame.

[delSol_si]

Well shit, nothing worse than folks not getting the joke...*sigh*

Hmm...considering how good Eric is at foreign shit American, I am wondering if this isn't just Eric playing a trick on you...

If this actually is for real though...why the hell would YOU pay shipping to test out THEIR product? Edited June 25, 2009 by delSol_si

[Sonthert]

Wire transfer...which is the scam, if you read their reply.

[indian_villager]

You should have demanded banana hammocks.

Well coals are already one of the more health concerning parts of our hookah. And I don't want china messing with it. I mean come on they had an entire scandal around Milk with melamine in it, and if memory serves a second scandal involving ethylene glycol (engine coolant). Lets not forget the toys laced with date rape chemicals (edit if see fit), and god knows what else.

[PSU Smoker]

lol that shit is hillarious